Missions Statement - Will C.

So, just because Mr. Humphrey said to do our mission statement by Tuesday, I decided to wait until Wednesday. I'm just a rebel like that. So, here's my mission statement:
I will get pretty good grades, but not a 4.0 (thanks Spanish). However, I will make up for this with a 2400 on the SAT and get numerous full-ride scholorships to everywhere. Because they're free, I will go to every single college at the same time and graduate summa cum laude from every one of them. I will then build a spaceship from scratch and mount it on a rotating platform and live in it. That's pretty much a basic guideline, I'd say. Oh, and I'll feed a seagull alkaseltzer, just to see if it really explodes.