Topic # 17- THE LAST BLOG OH MY GOSH I CAN'T BELIEVE IT WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON

Man, it has been a fun year, looking back on it. Also, it seems a lot longer than it actually was. This school year flew by for me. My accomplishments have been retaining a 3.5 GPA or higher (barely. I might not even get one this semester), placing top 12 in swimming in each event, and going to state for four events in track! I got fourth place in the 400 and third place in the 4x4! But those are sports accomplishments. I made a ton of new friends this year, and my self esteem feels better than it did last year. If I could change some things in this past year, I think that I've also lost a couple of friends along the way, and it would be quite nice to be friends again.

Genie wish... If I could have one wish, I would just wish for happiness for the rest of my life. I don't really care where I find it, so long as it isn't in an illegal way. So yes, happiness would be my wish. If that is too general, then my wish would be for telekinesis, because that is awesome.

Start the timer. One day I was walking down the street when brother Bear started walking with me. He came out of a building that was on fire. Brother Bear was on fire too. So was I. Wait no, that's just my skin. My name is Will, and I'm a beet. Wait, no i'm not. I'm a human being. Anyway, we were walking down the street when 80 billion ninjas popped out of nowhere. I would have been fine with that, if one of them didn't flip me off. I then knew that is was my old nemesis, Austin. I quickly pulled out my ray gun, also referred to as ray dick, and started zapping all of the ninjas like a mad dog. brother bear did the same, and before we knew it it was only Ausitn and us left. Brother bear attacked him first, but Autstin stabbed brother bear with his middle finger, paralyzing him for the time being. Austin then looked at me, holding my ray dick, and flipped me the angriest bird I have ever seen, I thenstarting zapping without looking, screaming "DO IT FOR THE DRUGS AND TH DI!" I opedne my eyes to see autsin layingon the the ground dead. missiona accomplished. I picked up brother bear and we made our way tp egypt so he could get laid.

OK, there's my 5 minutes. Don't ask questions, just enjoy. There's a ton of inside jokes in that story.