Tuesday, April 20, 2010

It goes to 11 if he wants that extra kick in power

But couldn't you just make the amp louder.


Here's three ones that boomed into my head:

!1! Write about a strange or otherworldly experience that has happened to you.

$2$(Holla!)Write from your enemy’s point of view.

@3@ Free write.

And while I have had some pretty strange otherworldly experiences, thanks to the power of having a large planet about me, and substance abuse, and I love thinking about how the other guy feels, free writing will probably be the best way to end my night.

Since I was like 8 I've had such a fascination with John F Kennedy, and now I think I'm going to tell you why. When I was playing legos, my mom was watching JFK, and I was like OH HEY THAT LOOKS LIKE THIS GUY! And she was like "Yep!" So I was totally sitting there pretending I had the president's soul in a lego man. I reenacted his assassination with a perfect nice little open top lego cadillac and a grassy knoll, with a guy with a sniper rifle!

I wasn't a very regular child. Anyways, my interest in him was resparked when I found JFK: Reloaded. Now, you're thinking "Oh god Tony, you're horrible!" But hear me out. It's a simulation, where you shoot JFK in the most creative way possible. Points added for accuracy to the actual killing. Also points for making it look like an accident. It is horrible, but you know what? So is chasing down Hitler in wolfenstein, or having dreams about killing George Bush. But people can openly enjoy that? What the eff. Yes, I like killing virtual JFK. I'm not a violent person though! So I started writing my essay for the district about JFK being a robot, and terrorists stealing the schematics to him (lost files?) and building a new, combat effective JFK. And Pablo the janitor must stop him!

Babble babble babble, I assume that's what free writing is. Have a nice day!

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