Mountain Man (Ben Hurdrich)

I liked a lot of the alternative topics but I chose write a story with the title “Mountain Man” because in cross country Ben Hurdrich's nickname is mountain man and we make up stories of how amazingly tough and strong he is so I would already have three pages worth of stories in my head.

The Mountain Man was going for a run in the middle of the woods when suddenly a beaver got in his way so he skinned it alive with nothing but his fingernails and wore it's pelt as a shirt but making sure to cover his abs because as we all know Mountain Man's abs are so ripped that if anything saw them they might just die. he continued on his run with his beaver shirt then he realized the run he was on wasn't hard enough so he started picking up rocks and running with them to make it harder. after 10 miles he finally reached civilization where Ryan Byrd was waiting for him but then Ryan said a stupid "that is what she said" joke which angered the Mountain Man and a fist came out of his abs and instantaneously crushed Ryan's skull. As Mountain Man made his way to town where a catamount was causing havoc and killing small children so he ran over and tore the animal's head clean off. as he made his way home he decided to go up hamburger hill which is only like 2 1/2 miles long but it never gets below a 13% grade uphill. when he got to the top he scowled and journeyed home and was glad that it was an easy day.