Luck - Will C.

I personally don't believe in luck or any superstitious nonsense like that. For instance, one time, me and Cole were at a friend's house, playing some game. We were just about to beat the final boss, and Cole said: "we can't possibly lose now!" Well, naturally, we were horrified, and he went to go knock on some wood. Unfortunately, Cole tripped over the power cord and turned off the console. We gang beat him to a bloody pulp and fed him to the ferocious dolphins. So, the point is that belief in superstition will only feed the crazy dolphins, enabling them to reproduce and take over the world. Not to mention the senseless violence of beating up suffering trees to try and avert evil! Tsk Tsk.