Sunday, November 15, 2009

A triple feature

Well, this is going to be the most huge crazy blog I've created yet but I've been so distracted around my PC with projects and my nonexistant social life that I've completely put this off.

LET'S START WITH TOPIC 6! FEAR!
I scare easy, well, not easy, but if something seems real enough to me, I'm going to piss myself like the stereotypical girly guy that gets decapitated after the dumb kid in some ridiculous knife chase. But I'm pretty good at convincing myself things aren't what they seem, I.E. tapping against a window could be a tree nearby or something else grinding against it, and not a pedophile getting off to my sweet young face in half sleep. (There's no trees by my window. I have to pretend there are.)

Now, TOPIC 7! Luck & Superstition!
As far as superstition goes, I'm all for it. And I think this goes hand in hand with luck, because me wearing a charm to increase my chances of getting a date for the dance would be a superstitious belief that a charm would grant me luck, would it not? (seriously is that right or not? am I mixing this up?)

AND WOWZERS! TOPIC 7(.5)! (there's two topic sevens, at least that's what I can see.)
Hot diggity damn, health care is really something I don't worry about, but that's because I'm still in my "my parents can deal with it" status, so when I'm in my 30's and someone guy runs me over I think I might be worrying about my health care. I don't really know what the fiasco is with that right now, nobody in my house really watches TV unless it's Hell's Kitchen or some other ridiculous reality show we can all point and laugh at. After I'm done writing this I'm going to go to bed and completely forget about the whole deal, I'll probably be thinking about where I'm eating lunch tomorrow, what I'm getting there, that girl I winked at while I was at the store, something along the lines of that. I just, I don't have any reason in my mind to care. Call me ignorant or whatever you want, but, yeah.

Have a fantastic future from reading this post, I'm glad I was able to shift control from your mind with my typing for a minute. (Unless you just skipped to this part, thanks for ruining my hopes and dreams.)

5 comments:

  1. Why do you naturally assume that you have to have luck to ask a girl to a dance? Girls aren't evil, and we're not evil! In my opinion, you could ask just about any girl, and she would go with you, and she would probably have the funnest time of her life.

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  2. That was sort of a random example, I didn't mean to make it sound like girls were evil or anything. I'm a terrible dancer, which is why I don't go to dances. Not because I'm afraid of the ladies, I just seriously do my best not to make an ass of myself in public. But to hide that! I joke around and say things like "HAA I WOULD NEVER BE ABLE TO SCORE A DATE!" because I'm socially odd like that.

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  3. Yeah, I get that. But it's not just you that I was thinking of. It's any guy in general, you just brought that idea to the front of my brain. Gar! Boys are so frustrating!

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  4. Oh, I see what you mean. Could be the chance of denial that gets people scared away, we talked about that in psychology. It's not something anyone really wants to face, so not asking at all is the easiest solution to most.

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  5. Yeah, that makes sense. Could it be more of a fear of the inevitable? A conversion back into boyhood? I don't know. To a chick, a guy who does ask is really brave, because they took the chance. Most likely, we'll say yes. All you have to do is ask.

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