My Totem - Will

I put my name on top because when I read others posts, I always have to scroll down to see who wrote it, and then go all the way back up and read it. The time you would have saved by not having to scroll down on my post has now been wasted by reading this. Good job. Anyway, My totem. Although I absolutely hate them, I think it would have to be a jack-in-the-box. Except without a creepy clown and lame music. I say this because lots of the time I'm really quiet and I just read and give people strange looks when they try to talk to me. But if you actually get close enough to me, I'll open up, and you might be a little surprised at the real me. Unless you're in my spanish class, cause I sit by all my friends there, and so I kinda open up. Although I tried valiently, I could not find a jack-in-the-box without a clown or ridiculous exterior. This is the best I could do:

You'll notice that although there is a clown, he is not creepy in any way. I'm rather proud, actually. And on the outside of my box, there would a book that glares at you whenever you approach. So, no wolf and lightning for me. Just and outdated toy that freaks people out.

-Will C.