Totem Pole

Ok so I talk too much and I have a hard time summing up my life in a few words or pictures so I'll do my best on this one. I imagine my totem pole would have the basic most important things to me. Who am I kidding if I really had one of these things it would be so overloaded and cluttered with crap that it would probably tip over and fall on someone . Out of no where lightning would stike it and it would catch on fire and then the fire department would show up and an ambulence and cops. All the other people with their totems would be like crowding around trying to see what's going on and I'd show up and wonder what everyone was looking at. Then I'd figure out that my totem was like engulfed in flames. Everyone would be staring and I'd be dressed like a ninja with a cape and a huge moustache and that would be before even any one figured out that it was my totem that's on fire. I'd be running towards it and I'd trip on my cape and then the person my totem fell on's family would like surround me in an angry mob. Rachael would come out of no where in her leaning grasshopper pose and save me and then I'd have to start my totem over again. Among all the other stuff this little story would probably be on it. I'd put something like holding hands on it to symbolize friendship and something to represent putting others before myself. A smiley face for laughing and and all the joking around I do. A mirror because I'm wayy to into myself. Paper for my love of writing and books. A purse or shoe for my love of fashion. Ya idk that's all I can thinkof right now.